All I Got Was A Kebab.....

Spiced Onions

Been trying for years to make spiced onions........Oh my life I may have cracked it. MC with TK then some M & a little C with S to finish. Onions chopped finely of course.

Last night we made Spiced Tilapia Fillets and Bengali Style Maas using Tilapia fillets. The fish is not the best but we decided on the sauce. Nice....

Was busy for a monday night.
>A policeman came in all dressed up.
>The waiting takeaway customers looked at us, looked at them and then looked at us again.
>I put my hands up while WA ran to the back and hid.
>He looked at me.
>I looked at him.
>He looked for a takeaway menu.
>We didn't have any (surprise surprise!)
>He asked what time we closed.
>I said 12 midnight.
>"Can I book a table for 5 at 10.30?" he asked.
>Releasing my clenched buttocks I said "Look forward to seeing you later."
>He left.
>The takeaway customers said "can we pay now?"

Half ten came and went......at 10 to 11 they came in. They ate. They enjoyed. They paid and then left a shulo phon tip from a shite phon bill! WA said fags on me then....I said of course. Once you lose a stone in weight and put some deodorant on. He laughed. I laughed. We left at 10 past 12. He still smelled.......

Had some weirdo customers in on saturday. They were upset their Manchurian Chicken was milder than a Koorma. Impossible. He says he goes to another restaurant and their JalFereze was medium. Curry strentgh is relative. My medium curry could be your madras curry. They finished it all off though.......bandor
Later that night on the same table we had a lady who loved the sound of her own voice. Asta fagol. "I should be dead" she kept saying. " I nearly died" she moaned. All she did was fall down a couple of steps.
That table is now officially the fagol sagol table.

Half Eaten Seekh Kebab Roll

They all went shopping on saturday. Something about a Christmas Day.........anyway I took the kids to football then had fish and chips on the way back. The owner of the chippy is really friendly and always uses fresh tongs for me when I go. He also fries his oink products separately from his fish and chips. Anyway family went shopping and I got a kebab back. Sorted. Very nice.


Peace Out